Name: Zeggy
Age: 16
Attending:Space School

I like to play mmos and my handle is "The King of Cats" or "The King of Pussy"- it's an appropriate name for a hot guy like me.

Ask me anything! GO ON, DO IT.

You were right!

You were right!

OH, SAME.

OH, SAME.

(Source: askjoseph)

One with me in the middle.

Anonymous asked:

hey, does Alkaline have a tumblr?

:’(

No…

CUZ HE’S A LOSER.

Cuz fuck if I know why.

microrapter asked:

What would you make Alkaline for breakfast?

…I CALL IT…

HAM & ZEGGS.

hassthepuck asked:

YOU CAN SMELL MY BUTT THROUGH A PICTURE, ZEGGY???? DOCTOR MAGIC

AND YOU CAN’T SMELL THRU PICTURES?

WHAT’S WRONG WITH EARTHLINGS THESE DAYS….

hassthepuck asked:

here look it's me reaching to grab a butt: oAo/ CC|

GOSH